(above: Joey’s Pizzateria)
This pizzeria is a scene out of Fright Night. An abandoned restaurant with harsh overhead lighting, and the only noise you hear is a high pitched, squeaking conveyor belt coming from the kitchen. EEeEEEeeEEEEeEEEEEEeEEeeeEEEEEeE! We’re just waiting for Leatherface to come out with his chainsaw to slice up our pizza. Which, by the way, would be totally awesome!! Aside from the oddly eerie atmosphere, Joey’s serves up a hell of a pie. The slices are going so quick, many of us are wondering, ‘How can I get the pizza into my mouth faster?’ Others feel that the pies are like a Brooks Brothers suit: crisp, and the cut is just right. I just wish they’d give that wheel some grease.
