A Squeaky Wheel Gets The Pizza Grease

(above:  Joey’s Pizzateria) This pizzeria is a scene out of Fright Night.  An abandoned restaurant with harsh overhead lighting, and the only noise you hear is a high pitched, squeaking conveyor belt coming from the kitchen.  EEeEEEeeEEEEeEEEEEEeEEeeeEEEEEeE!  We’re just waiting for Leatherface to come out with his chainsaw to slice up our pizza.  Which, by [...]

Grease Lightning

(above:  lorenzo and sons pizza) Cash only!  Cheese only!  Take out only! The late night, south street, booze hound ritual.

Lovin’ Between The Pies

(above:  pietro’s coal oven pizzeria) This is the second time the Macho Monday ‘Pizza Maestro’ has brought his band of macho colleagues to Pietro’s, and both times he has T-bagged the face of this saucy pie with a set of thick, meaty balls.  Oh, c’mon!  Get your mind outta the gutter.  I’m talking about their [...]

  • Macho Monday is a weekly outing in Philadelphia for men to shoot the bull and make poor decisions concerning portion control.
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