(above: eulogy)
This burger will end your life. The final word for ground beef in your pathetic flame-grilled existence. In another life you will wake up as a stale sesame seed bun in a lethargic kitchen line at McDonald’s. Do not be afraid of bleu cheese and leeks, however, do be afraid of leaking bleu cheese. [...]
The Burger Shaped Casket
The Hotdog Jalepeno Cheeseburger
(above: the backyard on Labor Day)
Labor Day comes along during the final stretch of summer, and it begs for meat like a dog in heat. This is why we clean the grill for one more backyard throw-down, giving birth to the one-of-a-kind ‘Hotdog Jalepeno Cheeseburger.’ Mmmmm… take it down Shawn.
Swift On The Beef
(above: swift half)
On the west wing of the quad at the new Piazza Dormatory, you will find the finely tuned student cafeteria, Swift Half, which is better known as the baby brother of Good Dog. Since we are here on Monday, duh, we are a part of the Monday night beer special, which is $2 [...]
