(above:  the artful dodger)

It’s fitchin’ season here at the Artful Dodger, and it’s a good thing we got Poppa Kula & The Gang to get us across these muggy waters.  Legend has it, these fish don’t take kindly to empty appetites and gas-free intestines.  This fish is equipped with a beer-battered strength that will break down your abdominal cavity, leaving you temporarily crippled in a full-body cramp.  It’s a wonder we even made out to tell..