Apache Backpacking With Rations Of Cheese-steak

(above:  jim’s steaks)

When scaling the novelty tourist attractions of south street, make sure you dig through the saturated climate of hot breath and undeclared fluid waste, and find yourself amongst the regular crowd of bridge and tunnel cheese-steak gropers.  It’s here at Jim’s that you’ll find a quick and delicious fix to keep your motor running to the next quick and delicious fix.  There’s nothing like an unearned stomach filler to drag you to the next 49 cent beer pub.  This is exactly the way we do Jim’s.  Sloppy and sloppier.  Something about this fix lures a strong gravitational pull that leaves you hanging with Mr. Gonzo sending a S.O.S to the moon.  Remember that some steaks are more potent than others.

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