(above:  allegro pizza restaurant and grill)

So I know why this is a hit in University City.  How could a sloppy drunk college student deny a greasy topped pizza pie?  It’s impossible.  They go hand-in-hand.  I would have probably loved it if I had been across the street at Copa Banana, shooting tequila all night, before I stumbled in around 2 pm for a last call heart attack.  Really the place is a pizza joint more than it is a pizza restaurant.  The best thing this place has going for it is the long cooler of frosty, alcoholic beverages.  Well, that and the package of premium cable channels they chose to purchase.  We had the privilege of watching a scene in a movie that little children in a pizzeria should not be exposed to, especially if it is only 8 o’clock at night.  Just put it this way, ‘The pizza didn’t give me a boner, but the movie did.’  Maybe they should have at least waited til 8:30 when the mood lighting set in.  Then I would have stuck around for another 3-dollar quart of beer.