Getting Raw At Standard

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This is a burger that sh*ts full-pounders on the courtyard after school.  This is a burger that tells other burgers what to do.  This is a burger that reveals it’s muscle without even flexing.  This is a burger that grills the cook.  This is a burger that drives a Trans Amwhich.  This is a burger that shows the ladies what a real Big Mac is all about.  This is the burger that had a full page spread in ‘Meat Bus.’  This is a burger so raw that it had Howard Stern screaming, ‘Well Done!’  This is a burger that made me cry.

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  1. Holy shit!


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