Apache Backpacking With Rations Of Cheese-steak

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When scaling the novelty tourist attractions of south street, make sure you dig through the saturated climate of hot breath and undeclared fluid waste, and find yourself amongst the regular crowd of bridge and tunnel cheese-steak gropers.  It’s here at Jim’s that you’ll find a quick and delicious fix to keep your motor running to the next quick and delicious fix.  There’s nothing like an unearned stomach filler to drag you to the next 49 cent beer pub.  This is exactly the way we do Jim’s.  Sloppy and sloppier.  Something about this fix lures a strong gravitational pull that leaves you hanging with Mr. Gonzo sending a S.O.S to the moon.  Remember that some steaks are more potent than others.

Fish On

(above:  the artful dodger)

It’s fitchin’ season here at the Artful Dodger, and it’s a good thing we got Poppa Kula & The Gang to get us across these muggy waters.  Legend has it, these fish don’t take kindly to empty appetites and gas-free intestines.  This fish is equipped with a beer-battered strength that will break down your abdominal cavity, leaving you temporarily crippled in a full-body cramp.  It’s a wonder we even made out to tell..

Deez Ribs Are Still Da Bomb! Bomb!

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(above:  bomb! bomb!)

Wow!  These ribs are still ‘da bomb! bomb!’  The meat falls off the bone like butter melts on corn on the cob.  And don’t get me started on the smokey flavor.  These spices explode like a shook up can of soda.  So much love for a rack that is more than an arms length.  This is truly more than a mouth’s full.  Don’t be afraid to light this place up, the fuse here at Bomb! Bomb! will keep on burnin’.